The Biggest Tool in the Shed

Sometimes a person will appear,

And drastic changes make

At first their motives are not clear,

We hope pure, for our sake

But here in OZ we’ve struck out bad

Our leader just a tool

Though there are times I think he’s mad

At best a stupid fool.

When he’s the one who calls the shots

You’d better not be poor

He’s on the side of those with lots

The rest are just a bore

He thinks our climate is just fine,

No probs with the gases

Just keep digging your lovely mine

Ignore the dumb masses

And if by chance you’re in the clink

On some far foreign shore

I’m sorry, mate, but we all think

He’s done you in for sure!

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